I've won the lottery! Unfortunately my prize was a mere four euros but at least it shows that Lady Luck is on my side. So..., when I win the biggie (and I surely will), what will I do with my millions? Well, I'll give half to various members of my tribe, then splash out on..., er..., what? To be honest, I don't really know. I already have everything I need..., except maybe a cheap little holiday home back in England. Then I could see more of my nearest and dearest.

Been looking for suitable properties on the internet. Nothing grand or flashy. As is my wont, I've kept things cheap by limiting my budget to 150k. Surprisingly, there are quite a few gaffs that would do me nicely. For example, I've just spotted this humdinger (damn, won't load up - Google: rightmove west harrowbarrow). Auction's quite soon. Better go and fill in that Loto entry.