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Merci et adieu

by frankofyle @ 2008-03-18 - 02:04:08

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I’m on my bike. History.

Why?

Two reasons.

Firstly, I can’t hack the idea of that wrecking crew continuing to drop in whenever they feel like it and seeing what I’m up to.

They’re like shit on your shoe. You can’t see it but you know it’s there. Stinking. And it won’t go away.

Yeah, I know. Ignore ‘em.

Tried that. Didn’t work.

Used to think of Georgie and co. whenever I started writing. But now it’s those wreckers. And when that happens, it changes everything. Everything.

Secondly, I’ve come to the end of this story. Done the beginning and middle. All I needed was a suitable ending. And suddenly there it was. Ain’t a particularly happy one but, hell, it’ll do me.

As for writing, been there, done it. Got the book and the blog. Don’t think I’ll miss it. But if I do, I guess I can always start a new blog somewhere else. Anonymously, of course. Let you know.

What else can I say?

Thanks for taking the time to read my blog and adding your comments. Thanks also for allowing me into your private blogworlds. Much appreciated.

Been an interesting experience.

Time to call it a day and get on with painting a few walls and tiling that shower. And my oil paints and easel are around here somewhere…

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P.S. - Having said all the above(!), I've now resurfaced (anonymously) at a different blogsite, just in case I'm suddenly tempted to once more put podgy digits to keyboard. In the unlikely event of any old chums back in the UK wishing to read whatever drivel I come up with in future, do drop me an email (either directly or by leaving a 'comment' here with your email address - worry ye not, I won't publish it so you won't get loads of 'spam') and I'll forward you the new blogsite address.


 
 

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GoingSomewhereGoingSomewhere [Member]
2008-03-18 @ 03:49

Looks like an exodus has started. I'm so sorry you're going as well, especially as I've so recently become a friend of yours. I hope that at least you will leave the blog up and not torch it as so many others have.

I do hope that if you decide to come back you will invite me as a friend again.

My best wishes for a happy future.

frankofylefrankofyle [Member]
2008-03-18 @ 09:46

Thank you very much indeed.

Have no intention of torching the blog. Am slowly copying it out so Georgie and I can make up a single book to remind us of the ups and downs of our initial venture into France.

If I do resurface with itchy keyboard digits you'll be the first to know.

Thanks again. And all the best to you too.

chrisistoofatchrisistoofat [Member]
2008-03-18 @ 07:46

Sorry you're leaving. I did not always comment but have enjoyed your varied musings. A change is as good as a rest but, from what you say, perhaps you need both. Here's hoping you will find lasting happiness and contentment in Froggyland ...

CITF

frankofylefrankofyle [Member]
2008-03-18 @ 09:58

Always knew you were there and glad you enjoyed my ramblings. Thanks for your wishes too. Much appreciated.

Incidentally, just a thought. And I apologise in advance if this comes across as being in any way patronising... I have a strong feeling that you're not giving full rein to your writing talents by confining your blog to mere dietary observations. Would be great to see you broaden your scope, open up and really let rip. I know you have what it takes.

Go for it mon ami!

jackfrostjackfrost pro
2008-03-18 @ 09:23

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-0u3NM8rd1U&feature=related

Now is the time to say goodbye.
(Goodbye)
Now is the time to yield a sigh.
(Yield it, yield it)
Now is the time to wend our way-eee
Until we meet again-eee
Some sunny day.

Goodbye, goodbye, we're leaving you, skiddlydye.
Goodbye, we wish a fond goodbye, fa-ta-ta-ta-ta, fa-ta-ta-ta.
Goodbye, goodbye, we're leaving you, skiddlydum.
Goodbye, we wish a fond goodbye, la-la-ta-ta-ta.
La dah da, lah la la etc.
[Repeat].

[Spoken] You know there comes a time in everyone's life when they must say goodbye. That time is now, and so with tears in either eye we say goodbye, as people have said throughout the years. We leave this mortal coil on which we strut and fret our weary ways, as Shakespeare put it, God bless him. What a wonderful old chap Shakespeare was, bald but sexy.

Take that rhythm away with its wonderful melodies.
Oh, goodbye they say.

Goodbye, goodbye, we're leaving you goodbye,
Goodbye, we wish you all …. a fond …goodbye..

frankofylefrankofyle [Member]
2008-03-18 @ 10:04

Thanks matey. Dunno what to say. Much appreciated. Very kind of you to go to such lengths.

Guess I've always found goodbyes easier than hellos.

frankofylefrankofyle [Member]
2008-03-18 @ 10:42

Have only just managed to view the attached Pete'n'Dud. Takes ages downloading without Broadband. Terrific stuff. An absolute belter. Didn't realise Pete was that good a boogier. Many thanks.

deana24deana24 [Member]
2008-03-18 @ 10:01

Well I am very sorry you're going and I hope you come back again. Maybe under an alias? Then the horrible wrecking crew won't know who you are and you can just tell Georgie and co.

At least you said good-bye and that's commendable, though do visit us all from time to time. We'll miss you.

frankofylefrankofyle [Member]
2008-03-18 @ 10:46

Thanks Deana. Missing y'all already. Will indeed check in in future, probably with alarming frequency.

EllieGantEllieGant pro
2008-03-18 @ 10:40

Sorry to see you go - I loved reading about your doings. Sorry also that your decision to leave has been precipitated by the unwelcome actions or comments of others. Hope you'll feel like coming back after you've finished the tiling.

frankofylefrankofyle [Member]
2008-03-18 @ 11:07

Very many thanks Ellie. It wasn't just 'them' that made me quit, it was also the fact that I'd reached a logical conclusion to my idiotic ramblings. Otherwise, I'd have just gone on and on and on and on and on and on and...

frankofylefrankofyle [Member]
2008-03-18 @ 16:45

...on and on and on and on and on and on and on, ad nauseam. With the emphasis on 'nausea'.

loiswakemanloiswakeman [Member]
http://lois.co.uk
2008-03-18 @ 10:47

so, farewell then Francofyle.

Your froggy musings
Will be sadly missed
By all in the blogpond
- except the scum.

(after E J Thribb)

nic [Visitor]

2008-03-18 @ 11:11

Yes the healthy dose of a french reality check will be sorely missed.

frankofylefrankofyle [Member]
2008-03-18 @ 11:22

Time to find someone else to annoy, pal.

nic [Visitor]

2008-04-05 @ 22:06

Can only think you might be a little confused. Seems you have run off to hide on some other blog. Thought you were all about being up front. Kinda liked your slightly askew comment.
Ah well c'est la vie.

frankofylefrankofyle [Member]
2008-04-06 @ 05:15

Whatever. If you want to think I've run off to hide, that's fine by me. I prefer to think of it as simply cleaning some stuff off my shoe. I trust that clarifies any sense of confusion.

frankofylefrankofyle [Member]
2008-03-18 @ 11:11

Thanks redeep for that Lois. Will now go and redeep check out Mr Thribb. So much to redeep learn...

EllieGantEllieGant pro
2008-03-18 @ 10:50

Sorry to hear you are going. Can't say I am surprised - you've had a tough time with your wrecking crew lately and there appears to be a general malaise in blogland, and many people either aren't participating or have left. But it's a healthy sign that people can and do move on, so though I'll miss your writing, I hope that you'll pop back in now and then and let us know how you're getting on.

Good luck, with the tiling and the next chapter of your life!

frankofylefrankofyle [Member]
2008-03-18 @ 12:34

Thanks (again!) Ellie. People come and go. Makes blogsites that much more diverse and interesting. And when it comes to tiling I need all the luck I can get! So thanks yet again!

funkdifinofunkdifino pro
2008-03-18 @ 13:31

Sad to see you go...a little Frank shaped hole eternally in blogland......hope the good life just gets better and better...Bon chance ! You gave a window into what many of us dream of but don't have the heart to do.....xx

frankofylefrankofyle [Member]
2008-03-18 @ 15:45

Aaah, many thanks Funky. You're a brick. A pleasure to have you flying through my window. Bless...XXX

EllieGantEllieGant pro
2008-03-18 @ 15:59

Oops, sorry! I have been having a lot of trouble posting comments and I assumed it said my first comment had been rejected, as has happened a lot recently! At least you know my sentiments, and at least I have learned to read computer error messages more carefully!

frankofylefrankofyle [Member]
2008-03-18 @ 16:53

Worry ye not Ellie. Your very kind sentiments are wholly understood and greatly appreciated. As a confirmed Luddite who hasn't the faintest idea about confounded computers and their mysterious workings, I totally sympathise with your computery predicament. Hit the damned thing with a hammer.

ackers [Visitor]

2008-03-18 @ 13:31

I'm sorry to see you're finally packing it in.

I've always enjoyed reading about your experiences and thoughts. Thank you for that.

I still think that if those blogs could be stitched together in some way, they have a litary future.
Maybe I'll one day recognize you from your mug shot while hanging around at Stansted or Limoges airport.
If it ever happens, I think I'll at least owe you a drink or maybe be too awestruck to even ask for an autograph!

Goodbye and good luck with your projects!

frankofylefrankofyle [Member]
2008-03-18 @ 16:03

Many thanks me old fruit. A joy to have you visiting my 'umble bloggeau. Glad you enjoyed it.

Yes, am in the process of attempting to download (or whatever the technical term is), er, I mean assimilate(?), (haven't a clue what I mean come to think of it), all my scribings into some sort of order with a view to eventually (possibly) making a book. Or two. Didn't realise I'd written so much. Utter nonsense most of it of course but there's one line I particularly like from way back when we had our first woodpile; went something along the lines of... paid Christian 250 euros - this stuff doesn't grow on trees, y'know.

I'll keep a lookout for you at Stansted and Limoges too. No, hang on, haven't the foggiest idea what you look like!

Thanks again matey and all the best to you aussi.

Debbie [Visitor]

2008-03-18 @ 13:39

I will miss you...

You have our email address, if you ever need a bed, a beer and hot meal in 62 on your way to or from the channel ports just shout!

Thanks for the the humour, the satire and your lovely descriptive writing. It makes me sad that there will be no more gems from you to accompany my first morning coffee.

There's only one piece I can think of that might fit this sad occasion.

Farewell and take care old friend.

Debbie

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And, as the Cock crew, those who stood before
The Tavern shouted - "Open then the Door!
You know how little time we have to stay,
And once departed, may return no more."

Alike for those who for TO-DAY prepare,
And that after a TO-MORROW stare,
A Muezzin from the Tower of Darkness cries
"Fools! your reward is neither Here nor There!"

Why, all the Saints and Sages who discuss'd
Of the Two Worlds so learnedly, are thrust
Like foolish Prophets forth; their Words to Scorn
Are scatter'd, and their mouths are stopt with Dust.

Oh, come with old Khayyam, and leave the Wise
To talk; one thing is certain, that Life flies;
One thing is certain, and the Rest is Lies;
The Flower that once has blown for ever dies.

Myself when young did eagerly frequent
Doctor and Saint, and heard great Argument
About it and about: but evermore
Came out of the same Door as I went.

With them the Seed of Wisdom did I sow,
And with my own hand labour'd it to grow:
And this was all the Harvest that I reap'd -
"I came like Water, and like Wind I go."

Into this Universe, and why not knowing,
Nor whence, like Water willy-nilly flowing:
And out of it, as Wind along the Waste,
I know not whither, willy-nilly blowing.

The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.

And that inverted Bowl we call The Sky,
Whereunder crawling coop't we live and die,
Lift not thy hands to It for help - for It
Rolls impotently on as Thou or I.

Omar Khayyám

frankofylefrankofyle [Member]
2008-03-18 @ 16:27

Bugger moi. Gobsmacked. Thank you very much indeed for your incredibly kind words and even kinder invitation to stay. Hugely appreciated. Just might take you up on it next time I'm passing. Immensely gratifying to know you've enjoyed my ramblings. Really is.

Thanks also for your poem. Am slowly beginning to get the gist of it after a couple of reads. Marvellous stuff.

To reciprocate, I've dug out one of the great Rabbie Burns' lesser known poems. I reckon it's one of his finest...

There was an old bore with a blog,
Who wrote of some things that were Frog,
When invited to stay,
Very near to Calais,
He fell straight off his chair all agog.

Thanks again Debs and all the best.

Gordon

TentativeplotfinderTentativeplotfinder [Member]
2008-03-18 @ 16:43

I'm sorry, and I'll miss you - but we all come and go!

frankofylefrankofyle [Member]
2008-03-18 @ 17:04

Miss you too. Awa' the noo! (No wooden spoon - told ya so!) All the best cherub.

TentativeplotfinderTentativeplotfinder [Member]
2008-03-19 @ 23:03

You were right... and we beat England. For small mercies I can be grateful.

sminchinsminchin pro
2008-03-18 @ 17:52

It's a real shame to see you go but I understand why you're doing it
Good luck :)

frankofylefrankofyle [Member]
2008-03-19 @ 10:36

Many thanks. Good luck to you two too.

louidoglouidog [Member]
2008-03-18 @ 20:29

Aw no!
I am so sad to hear you are disappearing off into hibernation but can understand why. I am even sadder as I have really enjoyed reading your stories so very much.

I will await a mystery email with a link to some more of your fab writings somewhere out there in internet land perhaps?

xx

frankofylefrankofyle [Member]
2008-03-19 @ 10:57

Many thanks ma'am. Really is a joy to know that your good self and others actually appear to have enjoyed reading my drivel. Makes it all worthwhile.

Yup. If ever I feel compelled to once more throw my old English Lit. teacher into even deeper despair, I shall, of course, let you know.

Gxx

louidoglouidog [Member]
2008-03-20 @ 00:32

Ma'am? Oooh, long time since I've been called a ma'am.....but hey, I'll be happy to mark your mutterings everytime with my bestest red pen!

montontonjonmontontonjon [Member]
2008-03-19 @ 07:39

I think you know how I feel.

montontonjonmontontonjon [Member]
2008-03-19 @ 08:02

... but in case you don't, I'll say plainly that for the past three years (has it really been three years!) I have enjoyed your every line. No other blogger has seemed as flesh and bones, in yer face, next to me on the setee real as you have. Thank you for the experience. Thank you for the laughs. I understand your frustration with the wreckers, but I don't believe for a moment that you've 'come to the end' of your story. I only hope you'll let me know when you resurface. Could be that I'm over-emotional anyway, as I say goodbye to the beach and head back to Blighty, I find I must say goodbye to my daily good read as well.

I'll miss you.
Stay in touch.

John

frankofylefrankofyle [Member]
2008-03-19 @ 12:07

Gosh. Thanks John.

Y'know, from almost the very beginning there have been times when, before penning something, as well as thinking of Georgie, I'd think of you over there in Noo Yoik then Virginia(?) and latterly Miami, a whole world away from the one I inhabit.

Knowing that you adore France, especially down south where I think you used to live(?), I'd put extra effort into my descriptions in an attempt to transport you back to your old stomping ground, albeit the (presumably) unfamiliar territory of the Limousin. If those descriptions seem in any way vivid or real, and some people have very kindly remarked that they are, it's probably down to you. So, thanks for providing me with good reason to try that extra bit harder. Thanks too for laughing, hopefully in the right places.

So, you appear to be heading back to the UK. Well, best of luck my old chum. This is news to me. Must apologise for not checking out your blog recently. Will do so immediately and at regular intervals in the future.

If I start writing again, I'll let you know.

Thanks for all your support and simply being there.

Boogie on!
Gordon

P.S. - My olde worlde suit is currently being altered. Am eagerly anitcipating its arrival and striding into town where I hope to be the object of some considerable derision!

mainbunnymainbunny [Member]
2008-03-19 @ 19:06

You can't leave so soon,frankofyle, it's just not right.:)

frankofylefrankofyle [Member]
2008-03-19 @ 21:50

Ah, Mr. Bunny. 'Tis indeed a pleasure to have you aboard this sinking ship. Your brilliant jokeblog will mean I'll go down laughing so no-one can see I've wet my pants. However, plans are already afoot to resurface at another blogsite...

Lord H [Visitor]

2008-03-20 @ 09:33

Donning the black arm band.

I have to say I'll miss your ramblings old boy.

Take care,

Lord H

frankofylefrankofyle [Member]
2008-03-20 @ 10:39

Ah, Wallet. Good to hear from you. Appropriate response emailed.

MelroseMelrose [Member]
2008-03-28 @ 18:25

Frankofyle,

Sorry to read that you're leaving.

I've been away fro the last 3 weeks so not going online.

I will catch up with all of your recent psotings.

Take care and best wishes.

Melrose

frankofylefrankofyle [Member]
2008-03-29 @ 07:50

Thanks Melrose. Have just sent you my new blog address.

deana24deana24 [Member]
2008-03-28 @ 20:49

Has it only been 10 days..? Nice to see you Walk on By our Blog Street, Frank...

frankofylefrankofyle [Member]
2008-03-29 @ 07:54

A pleasure to be meandering around my old surroundings. Hope all's well. Such a lot to check up on!

Carolyn waite [Visitor]
http://Tiscali co.uk
2008-03-30 @ 16:44

Hi Gordon, we have really enjoyed your blog so hope you will include us
on your email updates.

Love from Carolyn

frankofylefrankofyle [Member]
2008-03-31 @ 00:23

Thank you most kindly modom. Will email new blog address for further punishment. Gxxx

Rachel [Visitor]

2008-04-01 @ 10:42

been following your blog for nearly 2 years now here in BSDordogne. It has been hilarious. can you let me have your new blog address please, cannot stop reading your muses now.
As all the others have said, thanks for the amusement and fun you have brought. Rachel.

frankofylefrankofyle [Member]
2008-04-01 @ 14:45

Merci beaucoup Rachel de Dordogne. Deux ans suffering and you want plus?! Zut alors! Ah well, new blog address forwarded par email.

bathole [Visitor]

2008-04-04 @ 18:55

Sorry to hear you're quitting this thing, I enjoy your blog lots, even though I am an infrequent visitor. Don't want to lose touch completely, so please forward your new blog address. Sara x

frankofylefrankofyle [Member]
2008-04-04 @ 22:31

Address emailed. Am grateful for all your visits, however infrequent. Way better than none! Gordon XXX

windchimeswindchimes [Member]
2008-06-03 @ 21:10

Hello, thanks for adding me! I like your posts :)

frankofylefrankofyle [Member]
2008-06-03 @ 21:26

Welcome aboard. Pleasure to have you here.

windchimeswindchimes [Member]
2008-06-03 @ 21:40

This blog is full of happiness and I like to remember my French classes at high school....long time.... ago... LOL Fortunately I kept the dictionary.... :))

Great memories!!!

windchimeswindchimes [Member]
2008-06-03 @ 21:11

Hello, thanks for adding me! I like your posts :)

frankofylefrankofyle [Member]
2008-06-03 @ 21:28

Welcome aboard. Is there an echo in here?

windchimeswindchimes [Member]
2008-06-03 @ 21:43

duno... let's see.... hello hellooooo hellooooooooo

I think so :))

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